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10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Library

Shushing doesn't work? Try these passive-aggressive tips

1. Pick the nose; put finger in book

The oils from your fingers will damage the pages, and the smell will linger in the library for hours.

2. Chew gum loudly

Popping gum is like nails on a chalkboard to some people. It's even worse in a quiet library.

3. Talk on your cell phone

Even if you're whispering, the sound of your voice will carry through the library. And if you're talking about something personal, you're just being rude.

4. Bring in food or drink

Food and drink are not allowed in most libraries. The crumbs and spills can damage the books and equipment.

5. Use the library as a meeting place

Libraries are not meant to be social gathering places. If you need to meet with someone, go to a coffee shop or a park.

6. Run around and play

Libraries are not playgrounds. Children should be supervised at all times, and they should not be allowed to run around and make noise.

7. Steal books

Stealing books is a crime. It's also a very selfish thing to do, because it deprives others of the opportunity to read those books.

8. Vandalize the books

Writing in books, tearing pages, or otherwise damaging them is a serious crime. It can also result in you being banned from the library.

9. Be rude to the staff

The library staff is there to help you. Be polite and respectful to them, even if you're frustrated.

10. Sleep in the library

Libraries are not meant to be used as shelters. If you're homeless, please seek help from a social service agency.